I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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