That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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