Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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