Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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