Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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