Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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