she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I supernannyed him into submission
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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