If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
