Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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