Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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