you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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