We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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