Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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