u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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