she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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