I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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