ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize