my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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