Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My dad is sitting where you rode me
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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