The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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