Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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