question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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