I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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