Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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