what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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