Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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