My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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