so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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