"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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