just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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