just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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