She's JV to your varsity
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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