dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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