Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
