what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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