is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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