): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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