why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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