If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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