you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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