Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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