Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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