And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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