You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm passing your future prison.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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