The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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