we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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