my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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