Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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