They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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