so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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