She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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