If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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