My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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