wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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