dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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