What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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