we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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